Kay: “You would never believe the shite Gwaine insisted on watching lat night” (talking about the movie The Student Prince)
Like, Kay says , “he basically held me at gun point” but I bet that was just an exaggeration I bet they had presented a movie to watch each and then they wrestled over which they would watch, yet again Gwaine would win (I love how Gwaine always wins these things, and yet it’s still a way for Kay and Gwaine to settle arguments. I think it’s because Kay secretly agrees with everything Gwaine has to say.) and they watched The Student Prince.
At the beginning Kay would grumble about how they never watched movies he wanted to and Gwaine would tell him that he wasn’t forcing Kay to watch it and if he really didn’t want to watch it he could leave if he wanted to.
Kay didn’t leave because he would rather watch a stupid movie with Gwaine then have to go make his own fun somewhere else, so he shut up. I’m not sure people realise how deep Kay and Gwaine’s friendship runs.
They really are my brotp.
Can we please take a moment to appreciate Kay and Gwaine’s relationship? Like, Gwaine can hit Kay over the back of the head and he shuts up! How much training would that take, especially of someone like Kay.
Like, I can just imagine Kay, Gwaine and Arthur having sleep overs when they’re 9 and their parents had gone off to some cocktail party. And Kay wants to watch Spider Man but Gwaine wanted to watch Lord of the Rings and so they end up wrestling on the movie room floor and Arthur doesn’t really mind what they watch, he’s just pleased that his nanny isn’t allowed to disturb Arthur when he has friends over. Of course Gwaine would win and they’d watch Lord of the Rings and by the end of it Arthur was happily exclaiming that he was Frodo, Gwaine wanted to be Legolas but Kay would tell them in no uncertain terms that if they wanted to be Nancy boys that was fine, but that he was definitely wanted to be Boromir.
And then when they’re in high school, Kay being his misogynistic, man whore self and finding one day, to his horror that his actually had a slight crush on a girl from the sister school, this made Kay be a total dick to her of course and then Gwaine would notice something and ask him later and Kay would be all, “what are you talking about? Piss off. No. You’re wrong.” Eventually Kay would tell Gwaine about the crush and Gwaine would give him advice on how to go about courting her.
Like, nothing get’s past the all seeing Gwaine.
And then when Kay insulted Morgose, and Gwaine didn’t hit him over the back of the head, Kay was really surprised. He knows that Gwaine only uses words when he’s really annoyed. And Kay’s reaction was like a little kid’s he didn’t make eye contact with Gwaine when he said sorry.
Explaining again: Because it’d take me 556 hours to draw something nice, and because we don’t have a scanner, this was born.
Gawain burst out laughing, and smacked the back of Kay’s head. “Ten inches? God, Kay dreams of one day being a full five inches, don’t you?”